Terms of service

PLEASE READ BEFORE ORDERING

FANTASTICAL NOWHERE is not a fast-shipping shop.

All items are:

  • handcrafted in small batches

  • infused and ritually consecrated

  • created by one practitioner, not an entire team. 

Standard processing time is 21–30 business days, unless the item is clearly marked as a pre-order.

If you are:

  • on a strict deadline

  • uncomfortable with extended processing times

  • expecting mass-produced speed

  • planning to email repeatedly for updates within the stated window

Please do not place an order.

This work is governed by ritual timing, ancestral and seasonal cycles, and intentional preparation. Ordering from FANTASTICAL NOWHERE means agreeing to these terms.

Any communication that is threatening, aggressive, or disrespectful will result in automatic cancellation, refund, and permanent shop ban.

By placing an order, you acknowledge that you have read and accepted these terms.